This entertaining novelty piece has a cute, classical sound and presents an opportunity for a school staff member's solo debut!  Falling music, sneezing, and cell phone ringing causes your well-known faculty member, and guest soloist, to miss each and every cue!  Finally, with the assistance of a helpful student, the soloist finally executes the long-awaited note, followed by a final chord from the band while the soloist takes a theatrical bow.