This outrageously funny song was recorded by "Dr. Elmo," who also had a huge hit with Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.   The lyrics are incredible!  "It was denser than a drove of barnyard turkeys, tougher than a truckload of all beef jerky; drier than a drought in Albuquerque; Grandma's killer fruitcake!"  Set in a 2-beat country swing, with a twang,  this hilarious novelty tells the story of a serious holiday dilemma - how to be nice to grandma and not eat her fruitcake!  A real hoot!