Is your men's chorus sick and tired of hearing about vampires on TV and in the movies? If so, bring down the house with this hilarious novelty hit! It's set in 1950s pop ballad style, and the lyrics are outrageously funny! "We don't pine for platelets. We think that's a plus. Yes, your jugulars are safe with us. We may not be vampires...but we're still men!" Don't wait to buy it - learn it right away and sing it for Halloween! Highly recommended!