Quintet No. 2

The aptly-titled "Quintet No. 2," being the second brass quintet composed by Ben Kaye-Skinner, was written after his first quintet, despite the fact that the former was not named "Quintet No. 1." This nomenclature, though infuriating to many and having caused more than one diplomatic incident between the United States and Switzerland, is appropriate, concise, and characteristic of the no-nonsense approach found in other songs entitled "Quintet No. 2." As of the writing of these program notes, a major search engine that you certainly know the name of that starts with "G" and rhymes with "Google" finds "About 16,300,000 results" for the search "Quintet No. 2," and it can be assumed that all such quintets, as the second quintets so composed by their composers, are correctly named. Whenst composing a second quintet first shalt thou count to two, no more, no less. Two shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be two. Three shalt thou not count, neither count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Five is right out. Look for Ben's next brass quintet, "Quintet No. IV," coming soon to a theatre near you.